best_enemies | Weekly Drabble Challenge 87

We: STILL NEED MORE RECCERS (obviously). We always do. It's always appreciated, EXCEPT if you are a spam robot--they got so uppity about their roof-torture we locked the thread to com-members. It should proceed as usual, just with less wanton advertising of home refinancing plans. Which didn't *really* seem relevant to D/M... unless it IS! Where's /that/ fic, eh? Click here to be taken to the sign up sheet (unless you are a spam robot. Pls go away, thanks).

This week's clichéd prompts are:

Oh My Goddess Clause

and/or

Ricer Clause

But what does this MEEEEEAN?!?! Well! From "Kodi's List of Fanfic Cliches", we bring you:

13 - Oh My Goddess Clause
The hero's girlfriend somehow happens to be an ultra-powerful queen, politician, sorceress, or whatever else that can basically kill the bad guy just by touching it. But we all learn about it at the last minute.

27 - Ricer Clause
Car chases will always happen in cars made for it: Ferraris, upgraded Hondas, police chasers, sports cars and motorcycles. Never seen a chase featuring a Buick Century, no sir...

Adapt to D/M as you see fit. Re: the latter, I am seeing Three FURIOUS in an El Camino, not taking Jo's weak 'I thought it sounded, you know, *fitting* as we were going to Mexico and all...' well at all. And I think we all know how funny BelldAinley!Master could be. ...if you know Belldandy. Still, the principle stands.