best_enemies | Drabble-Matic and the Generation of Doctor/Master Fanfic

Has anyone tried Drabble-matic? I did, and managed to generate a strangely readable Doctor/Master fic.

A Black Occurrence

The Master paced up and down, jiggling his leg. His very good friend, Mary Sue Tiemcock, had arranged to meet him here on a bicycle. "I have something godly to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Tiemcock was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, The Master expected to see her bounce up, her frantic hair streaming behind her and her hungry eyes aglow.

The Master heard footsteps, but they seemed rather insane for a delicate and sleepy girl like Mary Sue Tiemcock, whose tread was timey-wimey. He turned around and found The Doctor staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" The Doctor said angrily. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

The Master had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so ominously. "Mary Sue Tiemcock asked to meet me here." As he gazed at The Doctor, his left heart began to throb furiously.

"Oh," The Doctor said, frantically. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," The Master said and caught The Doctor by his arm. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," The Doctor said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a hamster happily spinning in its wheel forever.

From behind a tardis, Mary Sue Tiemcock watched with a pin-striped light in her manic eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "The Master/The Doctor". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the robot dog from extinction.