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silver-sandals.livejournal.com

Finally, I have something to offer! Not a particularly good something, but oh well.

Title: Doctor Who and the Curse of the Fatal Wedding
Characters/Pairings: River/Doctor, Master/Doctor
Era: Eleventy-era & Curse of the Fatal Death
Rating: PG-13, for slightly bad/ridiculous language and drunk priests; also canon genderbend
Word Count:998
Summary: The Doctor and River's wedding doesn't exactly go as planned.
Notes: for

stalkedbychibis , finally. Also, if you have not seen Curse of the Fatal Death, go watch it right now.

(Speak now or forever hold your piece.)

brokenangelred.livejournal.com

After a harrowing escape from a doomed planet the Master takes a eleven stop tour of time and space.

( Now he knows this one is a cat person. )

Current Music: Mozart - 1786 Piano Concerto No. 23 in A, 1st movement | Powered by Last.fm

brokenangelred.livejournal.com

After a harrowing escape from a doomed planet the Master takes a eleven stop tour of time and space.

( Officially Unit sanctioned defensive actions. )

Current Music: Panic! At the Disco - Build God, Then We'll Talk | Powered by Last.fm

british-demon.livejournal.com

Title: A Terrible Inconvenience
Author:

british_demon
Word Count: 3,025 words
Pairing: Three/Delgado!Master
Rating: R/NC-17/M/what have you
Warnings: explicit sex, mild bondage
Beta thanks:

tula_peiwa
Summary: The Doctor disproves of being forced into marriage with the Master. The Master more or less approves. And proves to the Doctor that he doesn’t disprove of this as much as he thinks.
A/N: I just wanted some good ol’ Three Era crack. Secks and fluff met up on the way.

(“Of all the ridiculous, outrageous, completely arbitrary—!” the Doctor was shouting at no one in particular...)

brokenangelred.livejournal.com

After a harrowing escape from a doomed planet the Master takes a eleven stop tour of time and space.

( If you keep licking things, someday something is going to lick back, Doctor. )

brokenangelred.livejournal.com

After a harrowing escape from a doomed planet the Master takes a eleven stop tour of time and space.

(Playing favourites)

Current Music: She Wants Revenge - Animal Attraction | Powered by Last.fm

brokenangelred.livejournal.com

No schmoop this week. I have too much project going. One is art and will be landing tomorrow. Ooooo.

For now I give more of you what you sick people come here for.

( Look at this effing rainbow connection? )

Also? This was alllll

yodacrook's fault: http://youtu.be/tC0S-f90GXg

Current Music: Amanda Palmer - Runs in the Family | Powered by Last.fm

brokenangelred.livejournal.com

Not a good week for the Schmoop. Did most of these in the last 4 hours. Weeeee.

( Animal Rescue, Hot Cocoa, Love at First Sight, Holding Hands, Nuzzling, Stuffed Animal, Pregnancy - Birth )

snowgrouse.livejournal.com

Have an extra large helping of doodles! Dial-up kneels and begs for mercy with this one--it's another compilation of innocent stickman cuteness and utter filth and depravity. This time, the boys find fun stuff to do on hot summer days, regenerate as beetles, roll happily in flowers, count freckles, wear sexy historical costumes, shag each other stupid (tentacles may or may not be involved) and take a trip to the moon. And much, much more. Come on in!

(Doodlesplosion!)

Current Mood: accomplished

brokenangelred.livejournal.com

I did this /thing./ I was going to do it for a prompt this week but it needs it's own spot (heh...spot) to shine in it's cracktastic glory.

I blames this all on

x_losfic's Cat Nip fic and

roachpatrol's Cheetah!Master arts

Warnings: partial undress and kitty people.

( If we live like animals then we will snuggle like animals... )

aqueousserenade.livejournal.com

( GIF nonsense (rated PG) )

brokenangelred.livejournal.com

No. Sleep. TILL GALLIFREY.
Snogging pics, maybe NSFW?

( making out, sunscreen, sunburn, Winter holiday, flower, fireworks, proposal - public place )

Current Music: Tweaker - Truth Is (feat. Robert Smith) | Powered by Last.fm

alexwearspants.livejournal.com

So, for reasons of Family and Travelling I've had to post late guys, which saddens my heart, truly truly. HOWEVER I managed to fling the arts in the direction of the other challangees this morning, so they can confirm the arting was done in time. I ... I don't know why this is important to me. Anyway. Lots of Six this week. No Crispy. I feel this is a relief for most people, but it makes me a little sad.

( Prompts: Holding Hands, Baby - Feeding, Serenade, Office/Workplace Party, Sleepy Times, Pillow Fight, Shower Together )

tula-peiwa.livejournal.com

Shirtless Six and a fairly crude gesture, it must be Schmoopday!

( Feeding, Fireworks, Nuzzling, Sunscreen, Romantic Holiday, Kissing it Better, Proposal )

brokenangelred.livejournal.com

Week three going strong. all pg or under

( Picnic, watching the game, reading aloud, spring holiday, sleepy times, wine, autumn holiday/festival )

Current Music: The Evening episode - New Love | Powered by Last.fm

brokenangelred.livejournal.com

Look Three someone got you a cake, a completely innocuous and not at all suspicious gigantic cake! (PG)

( He can not look away... )

Current Music: Placebo - Slackerbitch | Powered by Last.fm

eccentrickkid.livejournal.com

I know there are already a few versions out there of this . . . but I haven't seen any with classic!Who in them :(
. . . yes of course I had to do something about it.
First post here, I hope you guys like it!

zaftiq.livejournal.com

Oh, God *facedesk*

So here's the thing: I can not draw men. I try and I try and I /fail/ so miserably. And so when I fall in love with a male character? I feel the need to get out my progesterone flavoured pencil and give them a sex change.

And that's when you get girl!Five and girl!Ainley having it out (not off, sadly) on the cricket pitch. Note the celery on Five's bat, which she is about to use to bash Ainley over the head with. Also note Ainely's BIG FUCKALL HAIR! She goes through one bottle of Aquanet every three days. Time Lady hair does /not/ defy the laws of gravity, despite defying laws of time and space.

( Girls Just Want To Bludgeon Eachother )

tula-peiwa.livejournal.com

But you're getting it anyway. Don't beg. Don't cry. I'm drawing schmoop, whether you like it or not.

( Venice, rain and cake in various incarnations )

alexwearspants.livejournal.com

And so the schmoop challenge rolls endlessly on. Endlessly .... endlessly ... god what have I signed up for?

So apparently ... some people... were squicked by the finger last week. Well. Fair warnings this time, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE CRISPY DO NOT BE CLICKING THE FIRST CUT. IT IS SOMEWHAT .... HORRIFIC.

Elsewise we have mpreg, grrrrrrrlls (not ... femme!Doctors. Just .... girls. Girls are hard to draw y'all), more drunk!Ainley and a follow-up to the bearfight. Also, no Five this week. On the other hand, no Six either. I leave it up to y'all to decide which is the bigger tragedy.*

( Poor sad Crispy. He just wants your love. Prompt: Reunion. )

( Everthing else. Prompts: Boat Ride, Neck Kisses, Pregnancy (Male or Female), Pregnancy - Birth, Drunken Confessions of Love, Nurse Back To Health )

*The lack of Six, you guys, clearly. God. Keep up.

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Entries tagged with crack

Ficlet: Doctor Who and the Curse of the Fatal Wedding

Cheetah Master's Adventures in Time - Pt4: Sixth

Cheetah Master's Adventures in Time - pt3 Third

Fic: A Terrible Inconvenience

Cheetah Master's Adventures in Time - pt2

Cheetah Master's Adventures in Time - pt1

It's almost a TRIPLE RAINBOW!

Schmoop Challenge Roundup 5: When will the hurting stop?

PICS: Stick world! (Mostly Ten/Simm!Master, NC-17, NSFW, cross-spammed)

Is Cheetah virus sexually transmitted?

Art: Master + Sailor Moon = CRACK

Schmoop Challenge Roundup 4: In which I ship Ten/Ainley. Hard.

Schmoop Challenge Round Up 3: The Cheetah Edition

Schmoop Challenge Roundup 3: the Rani's Apathy is Palpable

Schmoop Challenge Roundup 3: Why do I forever put Five in a dress?

Birthday cake!

Like a War Chief

girl!verse: Five and Ainley - Cricket Grudge Match

Schmoop Challenge Roundup 2: Better Never Than Late

Schmoop Challenge Roundup 2: Crispies and MPreg and Girls, Oh My!

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