Best Enemies

If you're not writing comment fic to help complete the Table of All Possible D/M Combinations, or reading the results, you're missing out. I'm just saying. Ladies, Gentlemen, Goosnakes, is not every day you get

1) Jackson Lake!Doctor/Goosnake,
2) R.E. Grant!Doctor (Curse of the Fatal Death)/Shalka!Master,
3) Valeyard/Crispy!Master, and
4) Three/Crispy!Master

ficlets all in one place. In fact, for better or worse, it is mostly 'no day.' Even if you don't normally write fic, with 375 possible combinations, ranging from stuff I know you've read to the nigh unimaginable (SOMEONE, THE OTHER/GOOSNAKE COULD BE YOURS!) and no expectations of vast length, this is really your hour to rock.

In fact, not to derail the on-going Cliche Challenge, I am calling this Table Challenge 2: Return of Table Challenge!