Best Enemies

Title: No Longer Hearing DINOSAURS!! (A Lot of (Pre)History Remix)
Original: No Longer Hearing Voices by the incomparable, above-rubies aralias
Rating: PG-13 (Oh, no one even takes a coat off, it's sad, really.)
Author:x_los
Pairing/Characters: Five/Simm!Master
Summary: Action figure porn so deadly serious that, upon meeting it in an alley, a group of academics headed for an conference on the legacy of Max Weber paled, surrendered the field, turned around, walked home, resigned from their professorial positions and, the next day, while watching the Hills, applied for internships with Gawker. Action figure porn so unbelievably filthy that the compiler has received a salacious proposition/invitation to a quilting bee from zombie!Vladimir Nabokov, who happened to catch a glimpse of a photographic negative or three. Action figure porn that answers the irritating 'caw-kaw, caw-kaw!' noise that is the ceaseless cry of our generation for pure milk from the masectomied teat of Mother Nature--action figure porn WITH DINOSAURS!! * I said I'd do it. Where's your god now?

Silurian Sexing!** Permian Pleasures! Cretaceous Cuddling!

Because Classic!Who slash can be scattered to the four corners and hard to track down:

An index of all the Four/Master and Five/Master fic I could find on the internet, in alphabetical order by author. Please let me know if you know of/have written more!




Four/Master


Five/Master


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