"Survival" Fan Video
Jul. 26th, 2012 09:44 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Check out my new "Survival" video, set to an awesome trock song that is a duet between Seven and Cheetah! Master.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8sZixNCNzU&feature=plcp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8sZixNCNzU&feature=plcp
Bad Romance - Doctor/Master Video
May. 30th, 2012 11:53 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Check out my new Doctor/Master video! Thanks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctQfv1P5RkU&feature=plcp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctQfv1P5RkU&feature=plcp
Fanvid: Beautiful Enemy
Apr. 1st, 2012 01:23 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Hey, b_e, long time no see!
No, this isn't an April Fools joke. I'm not going to rickroll you, I promise. I am here, crawling desiccated and severely burned from my lack of fanish inspiration to stroke your four-like curls with my video-making prowessor lack thereof.
No, this isn't an April Fools joke. I'm not going to rickroll you, I promise. I am here, crawling desiccated and severely burned from my lack of fanish inspiration to stroke your four-like curls with my video-making prowess
You Don't Love Me Anymore
Nov. 13th, 2011 12:01 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Title: You Don't Love Me Anymore
Video by: Tulapeiwa
Pairing: all D/M pairings
Length: 3:58
Rating: G
Why this must be watched: This is the very best kind of crack. Hilariously clever way of blending the song's lyrics and the clips. Who knew Weird Al and Doctor Who would go so well together, lol. Brilliant video! I laughed so hard.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcm7bUtFrI4
Video by: Tulapeiwa
Pairing: all D/M pairings
Length: 3:58
Rating: G
Why this must be watched: This is the very best kind of crack. Hilariously clever way of blending the song's lyrics and the clips. Who knew Weird Al and Doctor Who would go so well together, lol. Brilliant video! I laughed so hard.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcm7bUtFrI4
Rec: multi-era D/M vid - "Cold Crush"
Oct. 13th, 2011 08:59 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
**insert my stompy dinosaur feet on belatedly discovering that this vid is already somewhere on this comm and thus I can't be the cool person that introduces it**
However, it hasn't been recced yet, so I may as well rec it for the new people who might not have seen it, because it's that awesome.
Title: Cold Crush
Pairing(s): Damn near all of them
Length: 1:08
Description: a multi-era D/M vid set to Limp Bizkit’s “All That Easy”
Warnings/Rating: None; G
Vidder: OsaNona22 on Youtube, though s/he goes by something else here on LJ (which I can’t remember)
Why this must be watched:
It is like watching an entire minute of visual-audio art. This vid provokes so much backstory and angst and yearning and longing in just one minute, and it doesn’t feel the least bit overdone in any way nor do you end up feeling like you got cut off too short at the end. Phenomenal editing. And it has War Chief!Master in it! That almost never happens! My favourite part, though, is the amazing inclusion and juxtaposition of sad!Nine with sad!Yana!Master. Brilliant. Overall, a beautiful collage of the Doctor/Master dynamic set to a very well-chosen song.
Excerpt: I wish, I wish—I wish it was all that easy.
( Video below the cut! )
However, it hasn't been recced yet, so I may as well rec it for the new people who might not have seen it, because it's that awesome.
Title: Cold Crush
Pairing(s): Damn near all of them
Length: 1:08
Description: a multi-era D/M vid set to Limp Bizkit’s “All That Easy”
Warnings/Rating: None; G
Vidder: OsaNona22 on Youtube, though s/he goes by something else here on LJ (which I can’t remember)
Why this must be watched:
It is like watching an entire minute of visual-audio art. This vid provokes so much backstory and angst and yearning and longing in just one minute, and it doesn’t feel the least bit overdone in any way nor do you end up feeling like you got cut off too short at the end. Phenomenal editing. And it has War Chief!Master in it! That almost never happens! My favourite part, though, is the amazing inclusion and juxtaposition of sad!Nine with sad!Yana!Master. Brilliant. Overall, a beautiful collage of the Doctor/Master dynamic set to a very well-chosen song.
Excerpt: I wish, I wish—I wish it was all that easy.
( Video below the cut! )
Recs: Fanvids
Sep. 3rd, 2011 11:44 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Good Day, Ladies, Gentlemen, and those of the 26 genders of Metabelix 9. My name is RF93, and I am to be your latest Reccer.
I would like to speak to you briefly on the subject of Doctor/Master Fanvids.
Now I'm sure many or most of you will have seen the worst this category has to offer, shoddily constructed affairs set to pop or rock songs, looping the same three scenes from 'Last of the Time Lords' a half a dozen times.
While these can be entertaining, I understand that the fine members of B_E are a certain level of connoisseur, and expect nothing but the best for their viewing pleasure.
To that effect, I wish to introduce, or rather remind my readers that while we are fortunate enough to have extraordinary authors and remarkable artists, Doctor/Master fandom is host to several excellent fanvids of both old and new D/M varieties.
As with most fanfiction of this pairing, two basic genres of vid exist. For the purposes of this review, I have chosen one of each category.
The Epic: Space Dementia by nastally
Pairing: All Doctor/Master, emphasis on New Who.
Why It Should Be Watched: The creator describes this as her Magnum Opus, and it truly is. The editing is beautiful, with some of the best timing and cuts I have ever seen, set to slightly haunting music. While not a fast paced video, it does not give the feeling of slowing or growing repetetive throughout its six minute run, the artist using every era and (my favorite gimmick), well incorporated quotes from the show to paint one of the best psychological and historical profiles of this pairing.
Warnings: Leaves that wonderfully slightly sad and disturbed feeling in the pit of your stomach that only the best fics and artwork do.
The Crack: Drop Dead Gorgeous by GeckoGoose
Pairing: All Doctor/Masters up to 'LotTL'
Why It Should Be Watched: In the way that only sometime crack!fic and vids can do, this is a perfect representation of Doctor/Master, (to say nothing of Doctor/Master Fandom) through the years. With every canonized version of both our Best Enemies, quick and playful editing and above all, perhaps the catchiest song with remarkably relevant lyrics since ABBA's Mamma Mia. While highly under appreciated at only 1200 views, this is perhaps one of the best in D/M Crack!vids.
Warnings: No, seriously. This song will stick in your head whether you love it or hate it.
Thank you for your time. Please continue to enjoy your LiveJournal Experience.
I would like to speak to you briefly on the subject of Doctor/Master Fanvids.
Now I'm sure many or most of you will have seen the worst this category has to offer, shoddily constructed affairs set to pop or rock songs, looping the same three scenes from 'Last of the Time Lords' a half a dozen times.
While these can be entertaining, I understand that the fine members of B_E are a certain level of connoisseur, and expect nothing but the best for their viewing pleasure.
To that effect, I wish to introduce, or rather remind my readers that while we are fortunate enough to have extraordinary authors and remarkable artists, Doctor/Master fandom is host to several excellent fanvids of both old and new D/M varieties.
As with most fanfiction of this pairing, two basic genres of vid exist. For the purposes of this review, I have chosen one of each category.
The Epic: Space Dementia by nastally
Pairing: All Doctor/Master, emphasis on New Who.
Why It Should Be Watched: The creator describes this as her Magnum Opus, and it truly is. The editing is beautiful, with some of the best timing and cuts I have ever seen, set to slightly haunting music. While not a fast paced video, it does not give the feeling of slowing or growing repetetive throughout its six minute run, the artist using every era and (my favorite gimmick), well incorporated quotes from the show to paint one of the best psychological and historical profiles of this pairing.
Warnings: Leaves that wonderfully slightly sad and disturbed feeling in the pit of your stomach that only the best fics and artwork do.
The Crack: Drop Dead Gorgeous by GeckoGoose
Pairing: All Doctor/Masters up to 'LotTL'
Why It Should Be Watched: In the way that only sometime crack!fic and vids can do, this is a perfect representation of Doctor/Master, (to say nothing of Doctor/Master Fandom) through the years. With every canonized version of both our Best Enemies, quick and playful editing and above all, perhaps the catchiest song with remarkably relevant lyrics since ABBA's Mamma Mia. While highly under appreciated at only 1200 views, this is perhaps one of the best in D/M Crack!vids.
Warnings: No, seriously. This song will stick in your head whether you love it or hate it.
Thank you for your time. Please continue to enjoy your LiveJournal Experience.
The Master = Evil Pepe le Pew
Aug. 5th, 2011 07:31 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
The other day I sat down and watched all of the Pepe le Pew cartoons. I came to the conclusion that the Master makes a lot more sense if you think of him as an evil version of our favorite skunk. Behold, the crack-spawn of my brain.
Here's how it goes: I take dialogue from Pepe le Pew cartoons, then add them to appropriate Doctor/Master images. It all adds up to sweet, glorious crack. I pray that the "cut" feature works for this.
( Everyone should have a hobby )
Here's how it goes: I take dialogue from Pepe le Pew cartoons, then add them to appropriate Doctor/Master images. It all adds up to sweet, glorious crack. I pray that the "cut" feature works for this.
( Everyone should have a hobby )
Recs: Beast!Master Edition
Jul. 15th, 2011 10:57 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Hello, folks! I'll be your reccer for the next, er, week and a half-ish.
Today's theme: The Master in more or less ridiculous animal forms.
Title: Cataracts and Cascades (NC-17)
Pairing: Seven/Ainley!Master
Length: 3100
Summary: There are some things that can never be wiped clean completely.
Warnings: Sexxin, fangs.
Author on LJ (or Teaspoon, or Prydonian):
neveralarch
Why this must be read: War between the conscious self and the biological imperative is one of the great, grand, hoary old tropes of sci-fi and fanfic. We invent all sorts of exotic story devices for it: Alien viruses and sex pollen and so on. But what we're really after, probably, is a way to get at how our own capricious bodies thrill and scare us. What does it mean to have agency and self-determination when your desires, your actions, your personality, everything you think of as your self can be rewritten by a passing hormone surge, or a shift in the level of a neurotransmitter? The Master's wrestling mightily with this here. And
neveralarch does a marvelous job of conveying how that feels. What it's like to inhabit a body that's pushing you to be something new and foreign, the struggle to resist it, and the sweet relief of giving in.
Oh, and it's hot. So there's that.
Excerpt: "Such stains covered his skin and his clothes. He was still wearing the same shirt the Master had seen him in days before, but now only patches of it were white. The back of the Doctor's neck was covered in some kind of black substance, which confused the Master until he watched the Doctor wipe his hands on an oily rag and then rub his nape, apparently frustrated.
The new, odd urge sprang up again. The Master fisted his hands and closed his eyes, trying to ignore it. He was not going to fall prey to some sort of ridiculous grooming instinct. He shuffled his feet a little, working out the sick energy of the need."
Title: A Very Original Sin (PG-13)
Pairing: Eight/Goosnake!Master
Length: 6800
Summary: “Just my friendly pet goosnake. He makes a much better companion than a cat: just as independent, sheds less hair, and he's very hypoallergenic.” After the TVM, Eight acquires an unorthodox companion.
Warnings: Um. Goosnake.
Author on LJ (or Teaspoon, or Prydonian):
x_los
Why this must be read: It's amazing how much of the essential tense, power-shifting Doctor/Master dynamic remains, even when one party is reduced to an undignified blob of ectoplasm. Naturally, any work involving Goosnake (the TVM included) is, almost by definition, crack -- and this fic is no exception. It really has no right to be all sort of tender and moving and stuff. But there you have it. The Master makes a delightfully bitchy daemon here, and Eight perpetrates the most terrible puns.
Excerpt: "“Now,” he clapped his hands, addressing the seething Master, who was draped across an alpine hat, a beret, a Prydonian robe and an overcoat, “I can put you back in that nice, warm tank in the medical bay for the night. Would you like that? Or I’m sure somewhere in the TARDIS I can find you an excellent stone to bask on, if you'd prefer—” he stopped. The Master, after hissing at him derisively, had descended the hat stand and shot off under the armoire."
Today's theme: The Master in more or less ridiculous animal forms.
Title: Cataracts and Cascades (NC-17)
Pairing: Seven/Ainley!Master
Length: 3100
Summary: There are some things that can never be wiped clean completely.
Warnings: Sexxin, fangs.
Author on LJ (or Teaspoon, or Prydonian):
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Why this must be read: War between the conscious self and the biological imperative is one of the great, grand, hoary old tropes of sci-fi and fanfic. We invent all sorts of exotic story devices for it: Alien viruses and sex pollen and so on. But what we're really after, probably, is a way to get at how our own capricious bodies thrill and scare us. What does it mean to have agency and self-determination when your desires, your actions, your personality, everything you think of as your self can be rewritten by a passing hormone surge, or a shift in the level of a neurotransmitter? The Master's wrestling mightily with this here. And
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Oh, and it's hot. So there's that.
Excerpt: "Such stains covered his skin and his clothes. He was still wearing the same shirt the Master had seen him in days before, but now only patches of it were white. The back of the Doctor's neck was covered in some kind of black substance, which confused the Master until he watched the Doctor wipe his hands on an oily rag and then rub his nape, apparently frustrated.
The new, odd urge sprang up again. The Master fisted his hands and closed his eyes, trying to ignore it. He was not going to fall prey to some sort of ridiculous grooming instinct. He shuffled his feet a little, working out the sick energy of the need."
Title: A Very Original Sin (PG-13)
Pairing: Eight/Goosnake!Master
Length: 6800
Summary: “Just my friendly pet goosnake. He makes a much better companion than a cat: just as independent, sheds less hair, and he's very hypoallergenic.” After the TVM, Eight acquires an unorthodox companion.
Warnings: Um. Goosnake.
Author on LJ (or Teaspoon, or Prydonian):
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Why this must be read: It's amazing how much of the essential tense, power-shifting Doctor/Master dynamic remains, even when one party is reduced to an undignified blob of ectoplasm. Naturally, any work involving Goosnake (the TVM included) is, almost by definition, crack -- and this fic is no exception. It really has no right to be all sort of tender and moving and stuff. But there you have it. The Master makes a delightfully bitchy daemon here, and Eight perpetrates the most terrible puns.
Excerpt: "“Now,” he clapped his hands, addressing the seething Master, who was draped across an alpine hat, a beret, a Prydonian robe and an overcoat, “I can put you back in that nice, warm tank in the medical bay for the night. Would you like that? Or I’m sure somewhere in the TARDIS I can find you an excellent stone to bask on, if you'd prefer—” he stopped. The Master, after hissing at him derisively, had descended the hat stand and shot off under the armoire."
Rare Pairings Vids
Jun. 21st, 2011 03:13 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Hi! I've been lurking about for a while (mostly on the kink meme) so I thought I would post a few videos i've made...hope I did all of the lj template stuff right...
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If you havn't seen scream of the shalka, this should motivate you...
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So I made a lot of icons, many of them d/m themed, some of them Master themed, and a few Doctorish ones for lulz. And. They are here. Because of lulz? Yes, that makes sense.

( 31 Icons, of many different flavours. )


( 31 Icons, of many different flavours. )
Cheetah!Master Very Simple Man
Aug. 17th, 2010 08:09 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
So I made a video. And. I. Think I will let it speak for itself. Why did I decide that a Seven/Cheetah!Master vid set to Code Monkey needed more Five Doctors? I'm not sure. Clearly everything needs offended!Ainley, though, just to up the sexiness factor.
The worst part? Now I want to make a Four/Crispy vid to Re: Your Brains. Yeaaaahhh. Must every Jonathan Coulton song have a D/M vid? Apparently so.
The worst part? Now I want to make a Four/Crispy vid to Re: Your Brains. Yeaaaahhh. Must every Jonathan Coulton song have a D/M vid? Apparently so.
Fic: Variations on Forever (9/13)
Aug. 5th, 2010 10:49 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Title: Variations on Forever (9/13)
Author:
janeturenne
Word Count: This chapter: 7,500
Pairing: This chapter: Six/Ainley, Valeyard/Ainley, Valeyard/Cheetah, Seven/Cheetah, Seven/Ainley
Rating: This chapter: NC-17 for explicit violence and sex
Warnings: Some pretty dark imagery, overall. Violence and blood.
Beta thanks: to the marvelous
blackletter
Summary: Wherein the Master fights across the stars, has yet another run-in with the CIA, and celebrates a mutual birthday.
AN: Written for the Big Bang. Next chapter due Sunday.
Chapter One lives here, Chapter Two here, Chapter Three here, Chapter Four here, Chapter Five here, Chapter Six here, Chapter Seven here, and Chapter Eight here.
'Ah,' says the Doctor. 'I was wondering how many hundreds of years it'd take us to get to that.'
Author:
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Word Count: This chapter: 7,500
Pairing: This chapter: Six/Ainley, Valeyard/Ainley, Valeyard/Cheetah, Seven/Cheetah, Seven/Ainley
Rating: This chapter: NC-17 for explicit violence and sex
Warnings: Some pretty dark imagery, overall. Violence and blood.
Beta thanks: to the marvelous
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Summary: Wherein the Master fights across the stars, has yet another run-in with the CIA, and celebrates a mutual birthday.
AN: Written for the Big Bang. Next chapter due Sunday.
Chapter One lives here, Chapter Two here, Chapter Three here, Chapter Four here, Chapter Five here, Chapter Six here, Chapter Seven here, and Chapter Eight here.
'Ah,' says the Doctor. 'I was wondering how many hundreds of years it'd take us to get to that.'
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Shirtless Six and a fairly crude gesture, it must be Schmoopday!
( Feeding, Fireworks, Nuzzling, Sunscreen, Romantic Holiday, Kissing it Better, Proposal )
( Feeding, Fireworks, Nuzzling, Sunscreen, Romantic Holiday, Kissing it Better, Proposal )
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But you're getting it anyway. Don't beg. Don't cry. I'm drawing schmoop, whether you like it or not.
( Venice, rain and cake in various incarnations )
( Venice, rain and cake in various incarnations )
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And so the schmoop challenge rolls endlessly on. Endlessly .... endlessly ... god what have I signed up for?
So apparently ... some people... were squicked by the finger last week. Well. Fair warnings this time, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE CRISPY DO NOT BE CLICKING THE FIRST CUT. IT IS SOMEWHAT .... HORRIFIC.
Elsewise we have mpreg, grrrrrrrlls (not ... femme!Doctors. Just .... girls. Girls are hard to draw y'all), more drunk!Ainley and a follow-up to the bearfight. Also, no Five this week. On the other hand, no Six either. I leave it up to y'all to decide which is the bigger tragedy.*
( Poor sad Crispy. He just wants your love. Prompt: Reunion. )
( Everthing else. Prompts: Boat Ride, Neck Kisses, Pregnancy (Male or Female), Pregnancy - Birth, Drunken Confessions of Love, Nurse Back To Health )
*The lack of Six, you guys, clearly. God. Keep up.
So apparently ... some people... were squicked by the finger last week. Well. Fair warnings this time, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE CRISPY DO NOT BE CLICKING THE FIRST CUT. IT IS SOMEWHAT .... HORRIFIC.
Elsewise we have mpreg, grrrrrrrlls (not ... femme!Doctors. Just .... girls. Girls are hard to draw y'all), more drunk!Ainley and a follow-up to the bearfight. Also, no Five this week. On the other hand, no Six either. I leave it up to y'all to decide which is the bigger tragedy.*
( Poor sad Crispy. He just wants your love. Prompt: Reunion. )
( Everthing else. Prompts: Boat Ride, Neck Kisses, Pregnancy (Male or Female), Pregnancy - Birth, Drunken Confessions of Love, Nurse Back To Health )
*The lack of Six, you guys, clearly. God. Keep up.
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More from the Schmoop list. One a day until the end of... er, well not time, but the list is quite long. Quite.
Ten/Simm -this all fills the wedding dress threat.
( wedding )
Five/Ainley first two are a set
( proposal )
( wedding – first dance )
( making love )
( feeding – erotic )
Six/Ainley
( fire in the fireplace )
Seven/Ainley
( cuddling with pets )
Ten/Simm -this all fills the wedding dress threat.
( wedding )
Five/Ainley first two are a set
( proposal )
( wedding – first dance )
( making love )
( feeding – erotic )
Six/Ainley
( fire in the fireplace )
Seven/Ainley
( cuddling with pets )