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dragonofmemoryOkay, I'd thought about posting this to the kink meme, but the com has been far too quiet lately. So I figure I'd just post it here and liven things up. Plus, it amused me. Note: The video itself is not D/M, but I figured it would entertain. If the mods wish me to take it down, I shall. Also, if this has already been seen a million times over, just ignore me. It was new to me, at any rate.
I will never cross the road without thinking of Three again. Also, I can see him trolling the Master with this so, so easily. Stopping the Master before he can cross, and sassing him about not following SPLINK. And then the poor Master is left trying to figure out what the hell SPLINK is. He misses the light while trying to figure it out.
So, how do you picture the Master reacting to this? XD
I will never cross the road without thinking of Three again. Also, I can see him trolling the Master with this so, so easily. Stopping the Master before he can cross, and sassing him about not following SPLINK. And then the poor Master is left trying to figure out what the hell SPLINK is. He misses the light while trying to figure it out.
So, how do you picture the Master reacting to this? XD
neveralarchI am owning up to an anon meme fill, so I thought I'd crosspost here:
The Most Secret Diary
Rating: adult
(sex, some very minor violence.)
Characters: Three/Delgado!Master and Jo/Delgado!Master, Sergeant Benton
Wordcount: 3,300ish
Summary: From a prompt: The Doctor finds Jo's very secret diary in which she's written at length about how attractive she finds the Master. The Doctor tries to prevent any sort of romantic entanglements, and some threatening aliens get involved.
A/N: originally posted here for a prompt on the anonmeme.
( fake cut to my journal )
I often don't crosspost anonmeme fills from my journal, since I figure people on b_e have probably already seen the fics. But if you're interested in the better formatted/edited versions, all of my anonmeme fics are under this tag on my journal.
Also! I have finally gathered all of my drabbles and comment fic from the various posts here, so those are also around if you're interested: here on teaspoon, or here on the AO3.
The Most Secret Diary
Rating: adult
(sex, some very minor violence.)
Characters: Three/Delgado!Master and Jo/Delgado!Master, Sergeant Benton
Wordcount: 3,300ish
Summary: From a prompt: The Doctor finds Jo's very secret diary in which she's written at length about how attractive she finds the Master. The Doctor tries to prevent any sort of romantic entanglements, and some threatening aliens get involved.
A/N: originally posted here for a prompt on the anonmeme.
( fake cut to my journal )
I often don't crosspost anonmeme fills from my journal, since I figure people on b_e have probably already seen the fics. But if you're interested in the better formatted/edited versions, all of my anonmeme fics are under this tag on my journal.
Also! I have finally gathered all of my drabbles and comment fic from the various posts here, so those are also around if you're interested: here on teaspoon, or here on the AO3.
Bad Romance - Doctor/Master Video
May. 30th, 2012 11:53 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
blackrose42.livejournal.comCheck out my new Doctor/Master video! Thanks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctQfv1P5RkU&feature=plcp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctQfv1P5RkU&feature=plcp
Summoning Trouble (Extended Edition)
Apr. 23rd, 2012 02:49 pmwere-lemur.livejournal.com1.5 Kilowords, adult, not mine. The Master needs the Doctor's help with a delicate situation.
the original drabble
Predatrix's sequel
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the original drabble
Predatrix's sequel
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Rescue or Reclamation?
Apr. 22nd, 2012 02:02 amwere-lemur.livejournal.com100 words, all ages, not mine. The imprisoned doctor gets "help" from an unexpected source.
Trigger Warning: violence
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Trigger Warning: violence
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The Morning After
Apr. 9th, 2012 12:03 amwere-lemur.livejournal.com100 words, teen and up, not mine. Letting the Master take him to bed seemed like a good idea the night before.
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predatrix.livejournal.comOne of ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
were_lemur's excellent 19 drabbles (now she manages to keep to 100 words when I'm hopeless at that...) is a Third Doctor/Delgado!Master crack, in which the Master summons something again (because that always turns out so well when the Master does it. Not), and has to explain embarrassedly to the Doctor that instead of helping him gain personal power, it told him he would have to die horribly in an hour's time unless he fed it. With sex.
Being the sort ofpervert person I am I immediately wondered what happened next and started getting ideas for smut and funny dialogue.
This Regrettable Object has the dubious honour of being the first fic I've completed in this fandom. Probably R-rated for smut but not incredibly graphic.
( tribble )
were_lemur's excellent 19 drabbles (now she manages to keep to 100 words when I'm hopeless at that...) is a Third Doctor/Delgado!Master crack, in which the Master summons something again (because that always turns out so well when the Master does it. Not), and has to explain embarrassedly to the Doctor that instead of helping him gain personal power, it told him he would have to die horribly in an hour's time unless he fed it. With sex.Being the sort of
This Regrettable Object has the dubious honour of being the first fic I've completed in this fandom. Probably R-rated for smut but not incredibly graphic.
( tribble )
Nineteen Drabbles
Mar. 31st, 2012 02:44 amwere-lemur.livejournal.comNot really connected by anything other than being Doctor/Master. Contains spoilers, read at your own risk.
bitty!Doctor/bitty!Master
Knock-Down Ginger (reminiscence)
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Unspecified Doctor/Unspecified Master
How (Not) to Defeat the Doctor (humor)
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Third Doctor/Delgado!Master
The Hearts of Evil
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Conjugal Visitation (angst)
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Summoning Trouble (CRACK!)
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The Flowering of Desire (CRACK!)
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Imposing Conditions (humor)
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Tenth Doctor/Simm!Master
Six Fatal Words (angst)
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Uncomfortable Comfort (hurt/comfort)
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Lust of the Time Lords (CRACK!)
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Regeneration Frustration (humor)
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A Matter of Definition (CRACK!)
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The Obvious (CRACK!)
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Nothing Binds Like the Panties of Love (CRACK!)
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Three's A Crowd (CRACK!)
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Even Better Than Chamomile Tea (hurt/comfort>
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Never Too Late (fluff)
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Unintended (horror)
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female!Doctor/female!Master
A Dance As Old As Time (saffic)
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bitty!Doctor/bitty!Master
Knock-Down Ginger (reminiscence)
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Unspecified Doctor/Unspecified Master
How (Not) to Defeat the Doctor (humor)
( Read more... )
Third Doctor/Delgado!Master
The Hearts of Evil
( Read more... )
Conjugal Visitation (angst)
( Read more... )
Summoning Trouble (CRACK!)
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The Flowering of Desire (CRACK!)
( Read more... )
Imposing Conditions (humor)
( Read more... )
Tenth Doctor/Simm!Master
Six Fatal Words (angst)
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Uncomfortable Comfort (hurt/comfort)
( Read more... )
Lust of the Time Lords (CRACK!)
( Read more... )
Regeneration Frustration (humor)
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A Matter of Definition (CRACK!)
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The Obvious (CRACK!)
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Nothing Binds Like the Panties of Love (CRACK!)
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Three's A Crowd (CRACK!)
( Read more... )
Even Better Than Chamomile Tea (hurt/comfort>
( Read more... )
Never Too Late (fluff)
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Unintended (horror)
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female!Doctor/female!Master
A Dance As Old As Time (saffic)
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Techni-cat-lities and Let It Snow!
Mar. 13th, 2012 10:23 pmdragonofmemoryTwo fics today. The first I was going to post for the drabble challenge, but it was Cy's birthday today and it was for her, so I figure I'll just post it to the com instead. Happy Birthday, Cy!
Title: Techni-cat-lities
By: Memory Dragon
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who, nor do I make any claim to.
Characters: Shalka Master, Shalka Doctor, Alison
Warnings: Extreme cuteness, and some crack on the side. Lots of cuteness and crack...
Summary: The Master has an unexpected visitor while he fixes the scanners.
Notes: Written for![[info]](../../img/userinfo.gif?v=89.3)
nemaline's birthday. Happy Birthday, Cy!
Thanks: Many thanks tonarwhale_callin for the lovely beta. <3
The second fic is an anon response I finally got around to claiming. ^_^;;; I was lazy on putting this one up.
Title: Let It Snow!
By: Memory Dragon
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who, nor do I make any claim to. Nor do I claim the 'Living Snow'. That concept and the contest belong to Clamp.
Characters: Third Doctor/Delgado Master, Jo Grant, the Brigadier.
Warnings: Cuteness? And some crack.
Original Prompt: Okay, so after reading the second part ofx_los' and bagheera_san's Christmas Crackers story, I realized that I have a burning NEED for more Doctor/Master snowball fights. Because that one was adorable and awesome, if brief. I want the most epic, fluffy, over-the-top snowball war in the history of snowball wars, raging between the Doctor and the Master. Like, Calvin and Hobbes-level and beyond. Bonus points if UNIT and Jo are somehow involved as well.
Notes: Written for the![[info]](https://dragonofmemory.livejournal.com/img/community.gif?v=89.2)
best_enemies anon kink meme. The original can be found here. As stated, I'm also stealing the Living Snow from Clamp in xxxHolic. Because it's more fun that way.
Thanks: Many thanks to![[info]](https://dragonofmemory.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=89.2)
narwhale_callin for betaing this. I really should have posted this a while ago, but I've been lazy. XD
Hope you enjoy them!
Title: Techni-cat-lities
By: Memory Dragon
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who, nor do I make any claim to.
Characters: Shalka Master, Shalka Doctor, Alison
Warnings: Extreme cuteness, and some crack on the side. Lots of cuteness and crack...
Summary: The Master has an unexpected visitor while he fixes the scanners.
Notes: Written for
nemaline's birthday. Happy Birthday, Cy!Thanks: Many thanks to
narwhale_callin for the lovely beta. <3The second fic is an anon response I finally got around to claiming. ^_^;;; I was lazy on putting this one up.
Title: Let It Snow!
By: Memory Dragon
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who, nor do I make any claim to. Nor do I claim the 'Living Snow'. That concept and the contest belong to Clamp.
Characters: Third Doctor/Delgado Master, Jo Grant, the Brigadier.
Warnings: Cuteness? And some crack.
Original Prompt: Okay, so after reading the second part of
x_los' and bagheera_san's Christmas Crackers story, I realized that I have a burning NEED for more Doctor/Master snowball fights. Because that one was adorable and awesome, if brief. I want the most epic, fluffy, over-the-top snowball war in the history of snowball wars, raging between the Doctor and the Master. Like, Calvin and Hobbes-level and beyond. Bonus points if UNIT and Jo are somehow involved as well.Notes: Written for the
best_enemies anon kink meme. The original can be found here. As stated, I'm also stealing the Living Snow from Clamp in xxxHolic. Because it's more fun that way.Thanks: Many thanks to
narwhale_callin for betaing this. I really should have posted this a while ago, but I've been lazy. XDHope you enjoy them!
kellerprocess.livejournal.comSo, tomorrow is Monday. Booo! But here, have some Three/Delgado smut. YAAAY!
This was initially a prompt for this week's fencing challenge. By popular demand, I continued it.
Here are the details:
Title: To the Quick
Author: Jo Masters
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sex (frottage and intecrural) and some naughty language.
Pairing: Three/Delgado!Master
Other characters: The Brigadier makes a cameo appearance.
Trigger warnings: Although I didn’t intend this to be a fic involving dubious consent, parts of it could be read as dub-con.
Summary: Just what were those swords doing in the Master’s prison, anyway?
Link goes to my Doctor/Master fic journal here. Happy reading!
This was initially a prompt for this week's fencing challenge. By popular demand, I continued it.
Here are the details:
Title: To the Quick
Author: Jo Masters
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sex (frottage and intecrural) and some naughty language.
Pairing: Three/Delgado!Master
Other characters: The Brigadier makes a cameo appearance.
Trigger warnings: Although I didn’t intend this to be a fic involving dubious consent, parts of it could be read as dub-con.
Summary: Just what were those swords doing in the Master’s prison, anyway?
Link goes to my Doctor/Master fic journal here. Happy reading!
Fic: The Man & The Moon
Feb. 4th, 2012 12:30 amnarwhale-callin.livejournal.comHey guys, it's my super-late entry for both the weekly drabble challenge and the 100 Drabble Table Challenge for "Moon." Except it got too long to be a drabble. And I couldn't decide whether I should post it under the weekly drabble thing or the 100 Table thing. So it is here instead, floating off by itself. Enjoy!
Title: The Man & The Moon
Pairing: Three/Delgado!Master
Rating: G
Word Count: 2,056
Summary: Circa 4.53 Ga, the Master lures the Doctor to a doomed planet for an oddly cryptic conversation.
Warnings: Despite the best efforts of a candy bowl, there isn't an ounce of crack in this.
Disclaimer: the almighty BBC owns all things Doctor Who, and our souls
Title: The Man & The Moon
Pairing: Three/Delgado!Master
Rating: G
Word Count: 2,056
Summary: Circa 4.53 Ga, the Master lures the Doctor to a doomed planet for an oddly cryptic conversation.
Warnings: Despite the best efforts of a candy bowl, there isn't an ounce of crack in this.
Disclaimer: the almighty BBC owns all things Doctor Who, and our souls
x-losfic.livejournal.comSo you may have noticed a recent deluge of spam (It's currently both my truest friend and biggest fan--it comments on EVERYTHING. Russianspam cares, guys). The Anon Meme has not been spared its attentions. One bold response rose up to meet the Weirdest Spam (which must by all rights be regarded as its King (I'd say Queen, but no woman has ever been as annoyingly and persistently interested in viagra as Das Spam)).
"You're goal is the capture as many villains as possible before they destroy the entire town of New York. Will it cover me to be flown home if required? Do I have to be reimbursed and pay up front for medical expenses?Am I still covered if I am over 65?Is my family covered under the same card? Not only is she a treasure hunter, this Australian badass is equally comfortable in a gunfight or a fistfight, whatever the occasion demands. [URL=http://lopolikuminr.com ]deflagration[/URL] It will squeeze out any excess water, leaving you with a perfectly shaped log. For those who consider the best console to have the greatest amount of new video games released each month, the Wii would be the obvious choice as it's well known that game developers for this popular console continue to crank out games at a rapid pace.”
This is what resulted from their confrontation, and it is glorious: BEHOLD!! . Well done, responder, for producing the sort of meta-textual experiment I can write a solid thesis about--I mean, the sort of fic we can all celebrate as a triumphant seizing of unlikely, (web)site-specific opportunity. Yes.
Again, thank you, anon, and hail meme!
"You're goal is the capture as many villains as possible before they destroy the entire town of New York. Will it cover me to be flown home if required? Do I have to be reimbursed and pay up front for medical expenses?Am I still covered if I am over 65?Is my family covered under the same card? Not only is she a treasure hunter, this Australian badass is equally comfortable in a gunfight or a fistfight, whatever the occasion demands. [URL=http://lopolikuminr.com ]deflagration[/URL] It will squeeze out any excess water, leaving you with a perfectly shaped log. For those who consider the best console to have the greatest amount of new video games released each month, the Wii would be the obvious choice as it's well known that game developers for this popular console continue to crank out games at a rapid pace.”
This is what resulted from their confrontation, and it is glorious: BEHOLD!! . Well done, responder, for producing the sort of meta-textual experiment I can write a solid thesis about--I mean, the sort of fic we can all celebrate as a triumphant seizing of unlikely, (web)site-specific opportunity. Yes.
Again, thank you, anon, and hail meme!
blackrose42.livejournal.comCheck out my new Three/Delgado video. Thanks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqTbFfA8OTE&feature=channel_video_title
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqTbFfA8OTE&feature=channel_video_title
Rec: Merry Holidrabbles!
Nov. 26th, 2011 11:17 pmtula-peiwa.livejournal.comWell, American!thanksgiving is over which means that it's officially Christmas. Right? I'm pretty sure that's how it works. Anyway, to kick off this month plus long holiday, how about a nice Drabble arrangement? Think of it like Eddible arrangements, only with copious Doctor/Master tidbits.
(Artist's rendering)
( A small collection of very tasty drabbles in a variety of flavors ) So have at it and merry drabblemess.
(Artist's rendering)
( A small collection of very tasty drabbles in a variety of flavors ) So have at it and merry drabblemess.
Rec: Persons of Interest
Nov. 13th, 2011 09:28 pmtula-peiwa.livejournal.comHey there!
I'm Tu, and I look forward to throwing a variety of recs your way. I think I'll start us off with one of the best pairings of all time.
Title: Persons of Interest
Pairing: Three/Delgado!Master
Length: 755 words
Summary: The Doctor develops and confirms an interesting hunch.
Author: Tierfal
Why this must be read:
I was recently reminded of this fic's existence and was delighted to read it again. The spot on characterization is enhanced by a satisfying attention to detail and the humor of UNIT era is present and accounted for. I love this pairing, and Tierfal's fic does a good job of capturing why.
Excerpt:
The Master blinked once, then set down his latest creation, freeing his fingers to tug briskly at his sleeves. His eyes darted briefly to the Doctor’s ruffled ones, almost as if he might like to take the Doctor’s wrists and adjust his fellow Time Lord’s sleeves with equal care.
Link to the story:
here
I'm Tu, and I look forward to throwing a variety of recs your way. I think I'll start us off with one of the best pairings of all time.
Title: Persons of Interest
Pairing: Three/Delgado!Master
Length: 755 words
Summary: The Doctor develops and confirms an interesting hunch.
Author: Tierfal
Why this must be read:
I was recently reminded of this fic's existence and was delighted to read it again. The spot on characterization is enhanced by a satisfying attention to detail and the humor of UNIT era is present and accounted for. I love this pairing, and Tierfal's fic does a good job of capturing why.
Excerpt:
The Master blinked once, then set down his latest creation, freeing his fingers to tug briskly at his sleeves. His eyes darted briefly to the Doctor’s ruffled ones, almost as if he might like to take the Doctor’s wrists and adjust his fellow Time Lord’s sleeves with equal care.
Link to the story:
here
You Don't Love Me Anymore
Nov. 13th, 2011 12:01 amblackrose42.livejournal.comTitle: You Don't Love Me Anymore
Video by: Tulapeiwa
Pairing: all D/M pairings
Length: 3:58
Rating: G
Why this must be watched: This is the very best kind of crack. Hilariously clever way of blending the song's lyrics and the clips. Who knew Weird Al and Doctor Who would go so well together, lol. Brilliant video! I laughed so hard.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcm7bUtFrI4
Video by: Tulapeiwa
Pairing: all D/M pairings
Length: 3:58
Rating: G
Why this must be watched: This is the very best kind of crack. Hilariously clever way of blending the song's lyrics and the clips. Who knew Weird Al and Doctor Who would go so well together, lol. Brilliant video! I laughed so hard.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcm7bUtFrI4
Fic: Bugs Bunny Tactics
Nov. 12th, 2011 11:14 pmhttp://users.livejournal.com/_rubber_chicken/Hi everyone! I bring crack. I bring anon meme response crack! It's about time I started gifting back to this community. ♥
Title: Bugs Bunny Tactics
Author:_rubber_chicken
Word Count: 2543
Beta:![[info]](../../img/userinfo.gif?v=87.1)
narwhale_callin
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Three/Delgado!Master
Warnings: CRACK. Specifically Looney Tunes Crossdressing Crack.
Prompt: Response to this anon meme prompt: In the old Looney Tunes cartoons, it was a common tactic for the character running away to cross-dress and seduce the character chasing them [...] I want to see one of them about to be caught, a quick change, and let the cross-dressing seduction commence.
Summary: In which the Master resorts to desperate measures in order to escape from UNIT, and gets a bit more than he anticipated.
Notes: This is the crackiest thing I have ever written you guys. And I have no shame. I regret NOTHING. Also, a huge thank you to Nar. She saved my Three characterization and made me cut out about a page of unnecessary chase scene at the beginning, among other things. It was somewhat painful, but so good. ♥
In retrospect, perhaps poisoning Britain's tea had not been a wise choice after all.
Title: Bugs Bunny Tactics
Author:
_rubber_chickenWord Count: 2543
Beta:
narwhale_callinRating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Three/Delgado!Master
Warnings: CRACK. Specifically Looney Tunes Crossdressing Crack.
Prompt: Response to this anon meme prompt: In the old Looney Tunes cartoons, it was a common tactic for the character running away to cross-dress and seduce the character chasing them [...] I want to see one of them about to be caught, a quick change, and let the cross-dressing seduction commence.
Summary: In which the Master resorts to desperate measures in order to escape from UNIT, and gets a bit more than he anticipated.
Notes: This is the crackiest thing I have ever written you guys. And I have no shame. I regret NOTHING. Also, a huge thank you to Nar. She saved my Three characterization and made me cut out about a page of unnecessary chase scene at the beginning, among other things. It was somewhat painful, but so good. ♥
In retrospect, perhaps poisoning Britain's tea had not been a wise choice after all.
blackrose42.livejournal.comTitle: The Collective
Video by: batmanmarch
Length: Approximately 45 minutes
Summary: After leaving Jo the Doctor confines himself to his laboratory and sets to work on building a new car. But when a meteorite comes crashing to earth with devastating effects the Doctor and UNIT go into investigate. Upon their arrival they discover that the meteorite has been taken by none other than the Doctor's arch enemy, the Master! With the meteorite in his possession the Master plans to use its devastating power to start a nuclear war between Russia and the USA. The Doctor and the Brigadier must do all they can to find the Master and stop the Collective from causing a war that will ultimately destroy the planet. But what if the Collective has plans of its own...
Rating: G
Why this must be watched: A new Pertwee/Delgado episode! Performed with action figures! The script for this fan film is brilliant. It perfectly captures the 3rd Doctor era, all the characters are written very in character, the plot is exactly like a 3/Delgado episode, and the whole thing feels completely canon. Seriously, this could be actual canon that took place between "Frontier in Space" and "The Deadly Assassin" and bridges the gap between those two episodes. This is a brilliant fan film and so well done that the fact that the "actors" are made out of plastic doesn't make it feel any less real. Go watch this now! (And then go watch all of batmanmarch's other DW action figure adventures!)
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TkXETX6COU (part 1 of 5)
Video by: batmanmarch
Length: Approximately 45 minutes
Summary: After leaving Jo the Doctor confines himself to his laboratory and sets to work on building a new car. But when a meteorite comes crashing to earth with devastating effects the Doctor and UNIT go into investigate. Upon their arrival they discover that the meteorite has been taken by none other than the Doctor's arch enemy, the Master! With the meteorite in his possession the Master plans to use its devastating power to start a nuclear war between Russia and the USA. The Doctor and the Brigadier must do all they can to find the Master and stop the Collective from causing a war that will ultimately destroy the planet. But what if the Collective has plans of its own...
Rating: G
Why this must be watched: A new Pertwee/Delgado episode! Performed with action figures! The script for this fan film is brilliant. It perfectly captures the 3rd Doctor era, all the characters are written very in character, the plot is exactly like a 3/Delgado episode, and the whole thing feels completely canon. Seriously, this could be actual canon that took place between "Frontier in Space" and "The Deadly Assassin" and bridges the gap between those two episodes. This is a brilliant fan film and so well done that the fact that the "actors" are made out of plastic doesn't make it feel any less real. Go watch this now! (And then go watch all of batmanmarch's other DW action figure adventures!)
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TkXETX6COU (part 1 of 5)
