The happiest place orbiting the earth, Doctor/Master, G

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Title: The happiest place orbiting earth.
Pairing: Ten/Simm!Master
Rating: G
Warning/Spoilers: Post EoT but no spoilers. Don’t know why Ten and Simm!Master are still hanging around, they just are.
Disclaimer: not mine
A/n: This is what happens when I watch so many Futurama episodes. Title from Futurama.
Summary: In which the Doctor learns that eating people isn’t the height of the Master’s insanity and the Master “finds” himself. This is crack, people.


Oh,I'll be blasting all the humans in the world

Fic: The One Where Koschei Takes His Punishment (Theta/Koschei, NC-17)

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Title: The One Where Koschei Takes His Punishment
Author: Thirdbird
Pairing: Theta/Koschei
Rating: NC-17 (to cover all bases, but don't get too excited)
Wordcount: 3,132
Disclaimer: Not my characters, not for profit.
Summary: This story wanted to be a PWP about spanking, but turned into a lot of snark and fluff, mostly. Refers to events in a previous story, The One Where Koschei Goes All BDSM on Theta's Arse, although you can skip it and still get the general idea (and you might want to, since that one gets into non-con territory)
A/N: Based on a prompt from cybertronics, who probably didn't mean it that way. Beta services rendered by aralias and cybertronics - many thanks!

Warnings: Spanking, vague references to past not-entirely-consensual sex acts

Koschei was having a very bad week.

Intro Digest 2

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You're my RP mod now, Dave!

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Some little time ago I was having an electronic tête-à-tête with a b_e member. As I passed the internet!scones and insisted she take a bit of e!clotted cream, I bewailed the appalling fact that no one had stepped up to mod the best_enemies RP com, the_imperiatrix.

"The name's a BFA joke, not a promise!" I whined like a tornado siren on the first Wednesday of the month. "Surely my piteous cries to the effect that I have no idea what I'm doing will elicit assistance, for I have always relied on the kindness of strangers!"

My companion e!blinked. "You--you don't?"

"Noooooo," I wailed like Captain Ahab, "No, I have no IDEA how to run an RP, and just want someone or several someones with some experience--with ANY experience--to Make It Go."

"Oh," she e!fidgeted, "I, er--I think everyone thought you were going to..."

ALAS DEAR READERS, this is not the RP mod you're looking for. If there is interest in stuff like the stuff discussed on the_imperiatrix coming to fruition, I need a Hero. Because this is not my thing. At all. And yet The People have spoken: they want a best_enemies RP, and so should have one.

If you have /any/ experience and would like to take over this project, pm me, we'll chat, and I'll hand the conch over to you. You should be ready to be kind of democratic about the development and running of the thing, but with people in the RP rather than answering to me in any sense. I don't care what you do, as long as this thing which has the com's name on it/is for the com members is

1) in some way answerable to their needs and wishes, and
2) is not embarrassingly shite.

If no one slightly qualified wants the job, we'll have to consider the project shelved/dead until such a person comes forward.

Five & the Master drawing

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Sequel to this

Some pointless happy cute art for your Valentine's Day weekend.
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