Bad Romance - Doctor/Master Video
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctQfv1P5RkU&feature=plcp
Podfic and de-anon assemblage
Dec. 3rd, 2011 04:33 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Title: Candlelight and Roses
Pairing: Five/Ainley!Master
Word count: 743
Rating: PG
Prompt: This anon meme prompt: Five is having a terrible day and the Master does something sweet and lovely to cheer him up.
Summary: A rotten week sees a perfect ending.
Warnings: Oh my goodness fluff and romance! Such a surprise! Also, momentary mention of torture.
Title: We Have Come Full Circle
Pairing: Eleven/Cumberbatch!Master (yes, Cumberbatch)
Word count: 291
Rating: PG
Prompt: 'Children' for the one hundredth drabble challenge. There are prompts awaiting you there! Go fill!
Summary: The Doctor and the Master discuss their children.
Warnings: Allusions to death.
On to the podfic:
For
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For my historical challenge entry 'Ainley of Shalott' - mp3, 8:36, at megaupload
For the above 'Candlelight and Roses' - mp3, 5:13, at megaupload
These podfics were recorded for the current round at
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Rec: Merry Holidrabbles!
Nov. 26th, 2011 11:17 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
(Artist's rendering)
Podfic: Time Raven
Nov. 22nd, 2011 11:58 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Not quite sure what to call this -- podverse? Podpoetry? (Podcrack?)
I love that we're doing podfic now. (Podfic is cool.) And at first, on reading
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(Not that you-all shouldn't go forth and commit your marvelous dialogue-heavy anonmeme fills to audio. Because you should. I just....well, anyway. Maybe someday.)
But. BUT. There's this poem, and poems ought to be read out loud anyway, in general.
Enough rambling from me: Here is a ridiculously plummy podcast of this mashup of "Time Crash" and Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven" that I did a few months back. Um. Enjoy?
Title: "Time Raven"
Author:
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Reader:
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Length: 13 stanzas // 5 minutes 28 seconds
Rating: PG
Pairing/Characters: Five/Ainley, Ten
Links: audio / text
You Don't Love Me Anymore
Nov. 13th, 2011 12:01 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Video by: Tulapeiwa
Pairing: all D/M pairings
Length: 3:58
Rating: G
Why this must be watched: This is the very best kind of crack. Hilariously clever way of blending the song's lyrics and the clips. Who knew Weird Al and Doctor Who would go so well together, lol. Brilliant video! I laughed so hard.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcm7bUtFrI4
Fan Art: Five/Ainley!Master: Baaaaaabies
Nov. 5th, 2011 04:21 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)

( These two need so much more kid fic. )
Rec: Mating Habits
Oct. 29th, 2011 04:38 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Title: Mating Habits
Pairing: Cheetah!Five/Cheetah!Ainley!Master
Length: 4,671
Summary: Survival as a Five serial. The Doctor ends up infected with cheetah virus and stranded with the Master.
Rating/warnings: Um... R? For Cheetah!lovings.
Author on LJ:
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Why this must be read:
Cheetah!Doctor is a good reason, don't you agree? I admit, I've got a soft spot for this story in all its fluffiness. There's something incredibly satisfying in the visceral romance of Cheetah-them; the Master has something to say on that in the end of the story, so I'll let him do the talking. Honestly, now, Cheetah-them. What more could you ask for? (Except time kittens.)
Excerpt:
This other creature, the Master’s mate, the Doctor, the only thing in the Master’s kingdom that could be his equal, was the focus of the Master’s life, and nothing brought him more joy than caring for his mate and seeing that he was as content as the Master. This seemed to the Master like something that had always been, a basic truth of nature. The sun rose and the night fell and he was bound eternally to the Doctor.
Link to the story: Here
Thus, dear readers, we reach the end of my recs. My Reign of Terror is over... I hope it's been as fun for you as it has for me! Thanks for reading!
Fan Art: Five/Ainley!Master
Oct. 28th, 2011 07:32 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
stages of undress and a couple of five making silly faces.

( start the sexy times )
Recs: Possession by Inches
Oct. 23rd, 2011 05:15 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Pairing: Five/Ainley!Master
Length: About 1,300
Summary: The Master enjoys being bitten, scratched, bruised, and otherwise marked. The Doctor is rather surprised to find this completely relevant to his interests.
Rating/warnings: Adult; consensual light S&M
Author on LJ:
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Why this must be read:
O_O
I really can't. This is so sweet. And did I mention hot? I want to say all sorts of nice things about it but I flail a lot. This must be read.
Excerpt:
The Master is mewling, helpless and revelling in it. He feels owned and claimed and wanted and needed and it is every bit as good as he imagined these feelings could be. The Doctor pulls back breathlessly, looking as his work with a pleased hum. This will last until the next time, he is sure of it.
Link to the story: Here
Fic (well, poem): Ainley of Shalott
Oct. 23rd, 2011 11:44 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
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Title: Ainley of Shalott
Author: ForAllLove
Pairing: Five/Ainley!Master
Word count: 1063
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In which Tennyson is ripped off, and contains rather more aliens than before.
Warnings: Poetry (yes, this is a warning), magic, and tasteful hints towards goings-on. And romaaaaaance!
Disclaimer: I wasn't even alive when Five was on.
Author's Note: "The Lady of Shalott," by Alfred Lord Tennyson, spawned this monstrosity. Please read the original; the poetry is beyond beautiful. Once you've attempted something similar, you'll understand how much skill and thought goes into rhyming with such flawlessness as Tennyson did. While my poem is nowhere near as perfect, I am not Tennyson, so I'll be proud of myself anyway. For the record, "The Lady of Shalott" is one of my favourite poems of many favourites. That is no excuse for what I did to it, though!
Read it at my journal...
My first Doctor/Master video!
Oct. 21st, 2011 10:09 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RqaycZk3wU
(I don't know how to embed videos, but here's a link)
Rec: The Body Snatchers
Oct. 20th, 2011 07:47 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Title: The Body Snatchers (or How the Master finally got inside the Doctor's body)
Pairing: Five/Ainley!Master
Length: About 5000
Summary: Wacky body swap fic. Featuring some plot, and quite a lot of sex.
Rating/warnings: NC-17. There's rimming, if that's a problem for anybody.
Author on LJ:
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Why this must be read:
"Wacky body swap fic" doesn't do this one justice at all. As weird as this plot could have been, it turned out rather romantic. The Master spends his whole time in the Doctor's body moping and missing him; the Doctor spends the reverse ruling a planet of Jawas and keeping the Master's gloves on to help him stay in character. So funny and sweet and sexy all together, very characteristic of
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Excerpt:
"We’re back in our rightful bodies," the Master pointed out. "There’s no reason to continue."
"Right!" the Doctor said. "Yes. So we are." He stood up, still holding the pillow over his lap, and began to walk backwards towards the door, so the Master wouldn’t be able to see his bottom. Not that the Master hadn’t already seen his bottom, a lot, but it was the principle of the thing-
"Unless you’d like to continue?" the Master offered. He was wearing a rather crazed leer that the Doctor found incredibly attractive despite himself. He thought about his principles. And then he thought about the Master’s tongue, which he was currently using to lick his lips.
"Quite frankly," the Doctor said, coming back over the bed, "it’s the least you could do after all I’ve been through on your behalf."
Link to the story: Here
Rec: The Crane Wife
Oct. 17th, 2011 04:20 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
In other news, HOW HAS NOBODY RECCED THE CRANE WIFE YET??????
Title: The Crane Wife
Pairing: Five/Ainley!Master
Length: Eight nice long chapters
Summary: (From chapter one) The Doctor, a half-human renegade Time Lord who's never so much as set foot on his father's home world, has had a really rotten day. As if dying weren't bad enough, now he's facing the auction block. The renegade Time Lord Emperor of Hestin makes an ill-starred impulse buy.
Rating/warnings: NC-17 overall, for all sorts of wonderful things that make fanfiction fun to read (including an itty-bitty bit of non-con)
Author on LJ:
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Why this must be read:
Well. This began as an entry to the cliche challenge here at b_e, specifically the slave cliche. However, it goes above and beyond that call. The Doctor/Master relationship in this tale is a love affair between a half-human wanderer and the emporer who bought him, and it all starts as an accident. The brilliantly mechanical empire and engaging characters within and without serve as a colourful background for angsting and swooning and obsessing. And the Master imprinted on Tremas as he regenerated from falling down stairs. It is enchanting from start to finish.
Excerpt:
The first time the Master read it through he was confused, even disappointed, by the lack of counter-attack.
"Master,
I am delighted to inform you that the giant cephalopod inhabiting waste chute 89 has been repatriated to the Bog World of Smekkit. The cephalopod in question was quite cooperative and proffered its sincerest apologies for any trouble it might have caused during its sojourn in your sanitation system. Please contact me with further instructions, and good day to you, sir.
Yours humbly,
The Doctor."
He’d already come to expect better of the Doctor than submission too easily won. Looking over it again, something nagged at him, and with the subconscious awareness of patterns and mathematical logic common to linguists and cryptographers, his eyes skated back to the letter’s third word. It had a relatively common base-shape, with an accent that told the reader what meaning to assign it. In fact every third word shared those characteristics. Taking a sheet of paper from the drawer the Master wrote down all the possible meanings that accentuation could give the base shapes in question, and, with a triumphant smile, he drew a line connecting the alternates that formed a coherent sentence.
"Of course I’ve finished already, you self-contented prat. I hope now that the replicators are fixed you order something with bones for dinner and choke on it. Yours sincerely, the Doctor."
Link to the story: This page has the links to all chapters, starting from the bottom up.
Two down, twelve more to go!
Rec: multi-era D/M vid - "Cold Crush"
Oct. 13th, 2011 08:59 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
However, it hasn't been recced yet, so I may as well rec it for the new people who might not have seen it, because it's that awesome.
Title: Cold Crush
Pairing(s): Damn near all of them
Length: 1:08
Description: a multi-era D/M vid set to Limp Bizkit’s “All That Easy”
Warnings/Rating: None; G
Vidder: OsaNona22 on Youtube, though s/he goes by something else here on LJ (which I can’t remember)
Why this must be watched:
It is like watching an entire minute of visual-audio art. This vid provokes so much backstory and angst and yearning and longing in just one minute, and it doesn’t feel the least bit overdone in any way nor do you end up feeling like you got cut off too short at the end. Phenomenal editing. And it has War Chief!Master in it! That almost never happens! My favourite part, though, is the amazing inclusion and juxtaposition of sad!Nine with sad!Yana!Master. Brilliant. Overall, a beautiful collage of the Doctor/Master dynamic set to a very well-chosen song.
Excerpt: I wish, I wish—I wish it was all that easy.
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So if my last rec scared you, try this one instead--it's not cracky, I promise!
Title: Through with you
Pairing(s): Most of them; all the major ones, anyway
Length: 2:01
Description: a multi-era D/M vid set to Maroon 5’s “Through With You”
Warnings/Rating: None; G
Vidder: girlycard33 on YouTube
Why this must be watched:
The beauty of this vid is in its simplicity and its variety. Generally, I’m of the opinion that you don’t need a lot in order to make a good music video; you just need clever and attentive editing with enough variety of clips to maintain the viewer’s interest. This vid accomplishes those objectives in an extremely satisfying way; I’ve loved it so much that I’m probably responsible for at least 50 of its view counts. The vidder does an excellent job pairing lyric and image together, and there is a solid pace maintained throughout the whole of the video. The song fits nicely with that obsessive ex thing that these two Time Lords seem to have, and for a vidder's first video, it is a damn good one.
Excerpt: A simple love with a complex touch.
Rec: Femme!Five/Femme!Ainley
Sep. 29th, 2011 11:41 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Titles: "Shameless fem!Five/fem!Ainley pr0n" (again not real title)
Pairing: Femme!Five/Femme!Ainley
Length: two comments
Summary: In which they done sex (see title) with emotional baggage and a short skirt
Author on LJ: Anon (the thing about anon fics is that it might be someone I've already recced this week. If so, please forgive me. It is a good fic).
Why this must be read: I am so jealous of this fic i.e. I wish I had been the one to write smoking hot fem Five/Ainley. Having read it I did go out and try to do some fem!Six out of revenge/inspiration, but it never got off the ground. Alas. But still - I love this fic, and all it implies about the relationship between this Doctor and this Master, and all of them. I really like that the Master is still the Master and the Doctor has trousers, but wears skimpy skirts for sex (I wonder which comment on the anon meme was mine... maybe it is the one that said exactly these things). Five, in particular, is so obviously still Five, sounding like Five, annoyed by the same things as Five, and reacting like him, but not in a way that it's distracting to think 'oh, he's a girl now'. He is just is, and the Master has always been a giant girl, so there's that. Great dialogue (I like the beginning particularly but it's all good), and great porn. In short - I really like this fic. You should read it if you like that sort of thing...
Excerpt:
"Kneel," she says to the Doctor, who asks, "Is that really necessary?"
"Yes," the Master says, raising one well-shaped eyebrow. "Get down, Doctor, and I'm sure I don't have to tell you what to do while you're down there."
Link: Link