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atalantapendrag.livejournal.com

I was babbling about this on the friending meme and on my journal so I figured I'd inflict it on everyone... themed tea!

( A little about Adagio Tea )

I've come up with blends for most incarnations of the Master, all with Lapsang Souchoung as the uniting theme.

Koschei

Delgado!Master

Crispy!Master (I already ordered myself a bag of this, and so did someone else, but I'm not sure who!)

Ainley!Master

Sadly, I don't think Shalka!Master can have tea, and Roberts!Master seems like a Folgers guy. And if the cats I know are anything to go by, Cheetah!Master would want green tea.

Professor Yana

Simm!Master

Here's the thing... no way can I come up with blends for all the Doctors and every possible pairing as well, and that would be neat to have! Who's with me?

And if anyone needs an Adagio first time certificate... I can get you one, and please please please, other Adagio customers speak up so we can spread the kickbacks around ;)

...mods, if this isn't appropriate, I'm sorry and will take it down right away.

ETA: Adagio is US-based; they probably ship worldwide but I don't know how reasonable a shipping rate they have outside the US. Disclaimers I should have added; if people (even if it's me!) buy my blends, I get points toward free tea, which is all the more reason for some of you to join me in coming up with them, I'm not selfish like that.

...shutting up now, I'm babbling. And hoping someone invents a Seven/Delgado!Master blend.

Current Mood: loopy
Current Music: Hollywood Babble-On #50

randomfandom93.livejournal.com

Good Day, Ladies, Gentlemen, and those of the 26 genders of Metabelix 9. My name is RF93, and I am to be your latest Reccer.

I would like to speak to you briefly on the subject of Doctor/Master Fanvids.

Now I'm sure many or most of you will have seen the worst this category has to offer, shoddily constructed affairs set to pop or rock songs, looping the same three scenes from 'Last of the Time Lords' a half a dozen times.

While these can be entertaining, I understand that the fine members of B_E are a certain level of connoisseur, and expect nothing but the best for their viewing pleasure.

To that effect, I wish to introduce, or rather remind my readers that while we are fortunate enough to have extraordinary authors and remarkable artists, Doctor/Master fandom is host to several excellent fanvids of both old and new D/M varieties.

As with most fanfiction of this pairing, two basic genres of vid exist. For the purposes of this review, I have chosen one of each category.

The Epic: Space Dementia by nastally
Pairing: All Doctor/Master, emphasis on New Who.
Why It Should Be Watched: The creator describes this as her Magnum Opus, and it truly is. The editing is beautiful, with some of the best timing and cuts I have ever seen, set to slightly haunting music. While not a fast paced video, it does not give the feeling of slowing or growing repetetive throughout its six minute run, the artist using every era and (my favorite gimmick), well incorporated quotes from the show to paint one of the best psychological and historical profiles of this pairing.
Warnings: Leaves that wonderfully slightly sad and disturbed feeling in the pit of your stomach that only the best fics and artwork do.

The Crack: Drop Dead Gorgeous by GeckoGoose
Pairing: All Doctor/Masters up to 'LotTL'
Why It Should Be Watched: In the way that only sometime crack!fic and vids can do, this is a perfect representation of Doctor/Master, (to say nothing of Doctor/Master Fandom) through the years. With every canonized version of both our Best Enemies, quick and playful editing and above all, perhaps the catchiest song with remarkably relevant lyrics since ABBA's Mamma Mia. While highly under appreciated at only 1200 views, this is perhaps one of the best in D/M Crack!vids.
Warnings: No, seriously. This song will stick in your head whether you love it or hate it.

Thank you for your time. Please continue to enjoy your LiveJournal Experience.

narwhale-callin.livejournal.com

The other day I sat down and watched all of the Pepe le Pew cartoons. I came to the conclusion that the Master makes a lot more sense if you think of him as an evil version of our favorite skunk. Behold, the crack-spawn of my brain.

Here's how it goes: I take dialogue from Pepe le Pew cartoons, then add them to appropriate Doctor/Master images. It all adds up to sweet, glorious crack. I pray that the "cut" feature works for this.

( Everyone should have a hobby )

tardiscrash.livejournal.com

I'm sure most everyone is aware of Jam Watson of Hark a Vagrant fame. Well,

janeturenne pointed out in a comment at some point that Five-bot was pretty much Jam Doctor. It came up again when she came to visit and as remixing Hark is very much a thing to do, I made this:

( Jam! )

(if you are left confused, Five-bot is an OC from these fics : http://tardiscrash.livejournal.com/tag/five!bot )

quinn-wolf.livejournal.com

There's been a meme type thing going around the internet where you take one of Kate Beaton's comics and convert it to your fandom. I thought this one suited quite well, especially since later on there's a bit of swashbuckling. Anyway, I did this strictly for The Brig's disaproving eyebrow.

Check out the original here.

amoktime19.livejournal.com

Hi! I've been lurking about for a while (mostly on the kink meme) so I thought I would post a few videos i've made...hope I did all of the lj template stuff right... [Error: unknown template video] ... [Error: unknown template video] ......... [Error: unknown template video] ... If you havn't seen scream of the shalka, this should motivate you... [Error: unknown template video]

heretherebefic.livejournal.com

I was told by a couple of people to post this here. Only the first minute or so is particularly D/M-ish, so let me know if you'd rather I take it down. :)

alexwearspants.livejournal.com

So, I have been commanded to post this by our modly leader so that her upcoming suicide/coronary has some explanation. To be fair I was going to post it anyway, but I feel that this note gives due warning as to the. Um. Shall we say the nature of the beast.

Also it's Shalkaverse so spotting the reused clips is more like counting stripes on a tiger than a game, but feel free.

Shall we all do me the favour of pretending I was very, very drunk?

Take Me Or Leave Me - A Doctor/Master Video from alexwearspants on Vimeo.

tweedymcgee.livejournal.com

I wrote a bit of Ten/Cheetah!Master for last month's Double Birthday Celebration, but I was a bit late to the thread with it. So, re-posting it in the general scrum. ~~IN CASE YOU CARE~~ ~~CLICK MAH LIIIIIIIIINKS~~ CLEARLY THERE IS NOT ENOUGH TEN/CHEETAH UP IN THIS BITCH. --XOXO Tweedy

Summary: Post-LoTL, the Doctor goes looking for trouble.
Rating: Teen-ish.
Word Count: 1523

Before Martha had even closed the TARDIS door behind her, the Doctor already knew he was going to do something stupid.

ariastar.livejournal.com

I have made a bunch of Softer World remix comics to Doctor Who! It covers a lot of new Who, but there are enough Doctor/Master comics that I think it might be Relevant To Our Interests.

A Softer Universe! Spoilers up through Christmas Carol; warnings for crack, pathos, and emo Ten. Enjoy!

tardiscrash.livejournal.com

Some how I managed to forget to post this in the com it was for. I am exactly that cool. :P

Title: Planet Bollywood: A Doctor/Master musical
Wordcount: 2500
Rating: PG
Characters: Five/Ainley!Master, Peri, Erimem, various backup dancers
Beta(s): Fibonaccist who prodded me every step of the way and

janeturenne who beat the damn thing into submission.
Notes: Here is where I confess my deep enjoyment of all things that are cheesy and involve bursting into song. India was a prompt at

best_enemies and it just sort of had to be done.

Link:"Well, everyone certainly seems festive here."

tardiscrash.livejournal.com

Title: The Lies of Beatrix Potter
Wordcount: 1000
Rating: G
Characters/Pairing: Ainley!Master, Five-bot, Five/Ainley!Master (implied)
Warning: Crraaaaaaaaak.
Beta: Fibonaccist, who actually wanted more of this.
Note: Thanks to

tula_peiwa and

sm47 for helping me build Five-bot.
Confused? This might help: [link]

( Why do I have spots? )

narwhale-callin.livejournal.com

Hello everyone! I'm trying to decide whether I should apologize for this or not. Well, to be on the safe side, I'm sorry?

It began with an innocent enough discussion with

evilawyer about how much Delgado!Master wants to nest with Three. And then I turned it into this Frankensteinular image. Enjoy?

( Shake your tail feathers, Master! )

tardiscrash.livejournal.com

I have threatened to do this for months and now the time has come. The story must be told. Fivebot is of this, this and the hearts and minds of b_e chat's finest. And now he has his own story.

Title: For Services Rendered Or: How The Master Accidental Adopted a Sexbot
Wordcount: 1900
Rating: PG
Characters: Ainley!Master, Fivebot (OC), Five/Ainley!Master implied
Beta(s):

iblamebroadway who promised beta in 60 minutes or less or my next pizza was free!
Summary: The Master acquires a sexbot. Nothing goes according to plan.
Notes: I have to give heaps of thanks, love and credit to

tula_peiwa and

sm47 who did the crazy RP with me from which Fivebot was born.

( I love you! Do you have jam? )

tardiscrash.livejournal.com

Title: There Will Be No Shame
Pairing: Eleven/Master
Length: 1100
Summary: Eleven finds the Master on the planetary equivalent of a Lisa Frank folder. The Master has changed forms to suit. Crossover with the game Robot Unicorn Attack. http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html
Warnings: Crack
Author on LJ (or Teaspoon, or Prydonian):

nonlinear_lover
Why this must be read: The Master is a Robot Unicorn, your arguments are invalid. Seriously, this is the best crack. And really well done crack. Not funny just because it's random and weird but clever too.

Excerpt:

( Bait? You must be out of your mind, Doctor... )

Link to the story:

[link]

tardiscrash.livejournal.com

I drew this forever ago as a thank you for

x_los for making an awesome dance mix for me. Finally got around to inking and posting.

( Doctor Dance Party! )

narwhale-callin.livejournal.com

Oh gosh, I feel incredibly awkward about posting twice in a row. I promise it won't happen again. I'm sorry. But, well, it was time to unleash what's been stewing in the fic kitchen. Hope you enjoy it, folks!

Title: Behind You
Pairing: Eleven/Other Master
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,723
Summary: After escaping the Time War, the Master is in a decidedly carpe diem sort of mood. He celebrates his escape and his new regeneration with the Doctor. In ancient Greece.
Warnings: Deceptive title is deceptive. May make you question the innocence of Valentine's Day iconography. Sexy times are had. You've been warned.
Disclaimer: BBC owns Doctor Who and all of its characters, not I.

My heartfelt gratitude to

evilawyer_fic and

roachpatrol for being such wonderful betas!

narwhale-callin.livejournal.com/1807.html#cutid1

narwhale-callin.livejournal.com

Alternatively titled, “The Master’s Plan to Make the Doctor Finally Accept Domestic Bliss With Him, Featuring River Song”

While I'm busily editing the previously mentioned fanfiction I'm planning to unleash in the near future, I thought I'd share this madness with all of you.

It goes without saying that we’re all curious about What’s Up With River, and a slurry of theories have been floating about the Internet. I think I’ve heard them all, and yet none of them satisfy the “Eureka!” shock of having it all fit together. Until now.

No, I repeat, no, River Song is not the Master. She can’t be the Master, plain and simple. Nothing would make sense. However, I have a theory. The Master is involved in this theory. And it’s all a part of his new Master Plan.

( Convoluted Scheme Ahead! )

snowgrouse.livejournal.com

In honour of the day, have some stickman ~romance~.

(Over here.)

narwhale-callin.livejournal.com

Hello everyone! I'm somewhat new around these parts, so if I'm somehow goofing up how to properly go about things, it's due to ignorance. Getting right down to it: I have a fic that needs a beta. (A beta that won't go easy on me, preferably. Don't worry, I've been subject to blatant honesty for years when it comes to writing.) It has a vague Valentine's theme twist in it. Surely, everyone here could use a vaguely Valentine's-themed Doctor/Master fic in celebration of the upcoming holiday, yes? So really, it'd be helping me to help you, so that much love can be shared by all.

Title: Behind You
Pairing: Eleven/Other Master
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,720
Summary: After escaping the Time War, the Master is in a decidedly carpe diem sort of mood. He celebrates his escape and his new regeneration with the Doctor. In ancient Greece. I repeat: Ancient. Greece.
Warnings: Deceptive title is deceptive. May make you question the innocence of Valentine's Day iconography. You've been warned.

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